Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds
I HATE THIS
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
Sometimes I’m Ernie. Sometimes I’m Bert.
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
We all know who the real star of Irrational Treasure was
fifty favorite fictional characters
↳ 7. Bruce Banner (The Avengers)
I got low, I didn’t see an end so I put a bullet in my mouth and the Other Guy spit it out. So I moved on. I focused on helping other people, I was good. Until you dragged me back into this freak-show and put everyone here at risk.
walking a drunk friend like
Over at Denny’s HQ we call this a pancake wobble.