Not very good at normal.

frigginjabroni:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

susemoji:

I HATE THIS

kingcheddarxvii:

Namor no

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

alicesadventuresintherye:

Sometimes I’m Ernie. Sometimes I’m Bert.

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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phantomrose96:

We all know who the real star of Irrational Treasure was

hawxkeye:

fifty favorite fictional characters
↳ 7. Bruce Banner (The Avengers)

I got low, I didn’t see an end so I put a bullet in my mouth and the Other Guy spit it out. So I moved on. I focused on helping other people, I was good. Until you dragged me back into this freak-show and put everyone here at risk.

automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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dennys:

Over at Denny’s HQ we call this a pancake wobble.

dennys:

Over at Denny’s HQ we call this a pancake wobble.